How to be a bitch

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Russian women are bitches but I mean that in the nicest way possible! According to a recent article in the Telegraph, Moscow women are flocking to Moscow bitchology classes wherin they learn the art of being a bitch. "Bitchology" is, as described by instructor Vladimir Rakovsky, "the theory, practice and technique of being successful in a man's world," he said. "A smart woman gets what she wants by pretending to be weak." He goes on: "A bitch should be strong and self-confident but should remember to use feminine wiles, such as her attractiveness and, whenever useful, she should try to come across as a helpless creature." Class lessons include how to rub your breasts against an unsuspecting subject and how to striptease. Classes take place weekly at the Dubrovka theater in Moscow.